Thursday, October 8, 2009

2009 UPL Baseball Post-Season Awards

It's the end of another UPL Baseball season, so with further ado:

All-UPL First Team:

C: Joe Mauer, Phatsnapper
1B: Albert Pujols, IAmJabrone
2B: Chase Utley, Westy's Sluggers
3B: Mark Reynolds, IAmJabrone
SS: Hanley Ramirez, Black Sox
OF: Ryan Braun, SuckMyKnuckleballs
OF: Carl Crawford, Cheeseheads
OF: Matt Kemp, Phatsnapper
UTIL: Ryan Howard, Cheeseheads
UTIL: Mark Teixeira, Phtasnapper
SP: Zack Greinke, Phatsnapper
SP: Tim Lincecum, O.N. Thugs
SP: Felix Hernandez, Phatsnapper
SP: Chris Carpenter, O.N. Thugs
SP: Roy Halladay, Hats for Bats
RP: Mariano Rivera, SuckMyKnuckleballs
RP: Joe Nathan, '90 Reds
RP: Heath Bell, Hats for Bats

All-UPL Second Team

C: tie, Victor Martinez, '90 Reds Pablo Sandoval, '90 Reds
1B: Prince Fielder, Black Sox
2B: Aaron Hill, IAmJabrone
3B: tie, Miguel Cabrera, Cheeseheads and Evan Longoria, JimmyDixLongballs
SS: tie, Derek Jeter, O.N. Thugs and Troy Tulowitzki, Cheeseheads
OF: Matt Holliday, Westy's Sluggers
OF: Jason Bay, SuckMyKnuckleballs
OF: Adam Lind, Cheeseheads
UTIL: Ryan Zimmerman, Black Sox
UTIL: Derek Lee, JimmyDixLongballs
SP: Javy Vazquez, '90 Reds
SP: Dan Haren, '90 Reds
SP: Adam Wainwright, Phatsnapper
SP: Matt Cain, Cheeseheads
SP: Justin Verlander, BlackSox
RP: Ryan Franklin, SuckMyKunckleballs
RP: Jonathan Broxton, IAmJabrone
RP: Jonathan Papelbon, Black Sox

All-UPL Team Killers

C: tie, Russell Martin, O.N. Thugs and Geovony Soto, Cheeseheads
1B: Chris Davis, IAmJabrone
2B: Alexei Ramirez, JimmyDixLongballs
3B: Garrett Atkins, free agent - drafted by Hats for Bats
SS: Jose Reyes, Hats for Bats
OF: Grady Sizemore, Muddy Mush Heads
OF: Josh Hamilton, Phatsnapper
OF: Alfonso Soriano, Cheeseheads
UTIL: Carlos Beltran, Phatsnapper
UTIL: Carlos Quentin, Black Sox (corrected, 10/15)
SP: Brandon Webb, Westy's Sluggers
SP: Cole Hamels, IAmJabrone
SP: Jake Peavy, O.N. Thugs
SP: Ervin Santana, Westy's Sluggers
SP: Francisco Liriano, IAmJabrone
RP: Brad Lidge, JimmyDixLongballs
RP: Kerry Wood, Benver Droncos
RP: Matt Capps, IAmJabrone

Team of the Year: '90 Reds
Manager of the year: Westy
UPL MVP - Ryan Howard, '90 Reds
UPL Cy Young - Felix Hernandez, Phatsnapper
UPL Fireman Award - Mariano Rivera, SuckMyKunckleballs
UPL Rookie Pitcher - Andrew Bailey, O.N. Thugs (apologies to J.A. Happ and Tommy Hanson)
UPL Rookie Hitter - Pablo Sandoval, '90 Reds
UPL Out of Nowhere Pitcher - Randy Wolf, Cheeseheads
UPL Out of Nowhere Hitter - tie, Aaron Hill, IAmJabrone, Ben Zobrist, Hats for Bats and Kendry Morales, JimmyDixLongballs

As usual, comment away.

-Chairman (aka O.N. Thugs)

9 comments:

CJ said...

3 nitpicks....

Bobby Jenks deserves to be on the "teamkillers" list, sharing space with my other closer Brad Lidge.

Also.. I think Black Sox had Quentin. Not sure. Definitely wasn't me :P

Chairman said...

Quite right about Quentin. A correction will be made.

What was your third nitpick?

clauff said...

I think these awards are spot-on.

I would also add a category for next year called: Best value at draft position award (I'm sure you can come up with a better name for it).

This year, I would nominate Chris Carpenter.

CJ said...

Guess I only had 2 nitpicks. Maybe we should add list of players who were MVPs in one half, a teamkiller in the other. I'd nominate Jermaine Dye and Mark Buehrle...

Chairman said...

Interesting ideas.

We'll see if we add a Jekyll and Hyde Award in future UPL Awards.

Also, a Draft Value Award is different enough from the Out of Nowhere Award" to still be worthwhile.

Greg McConnell said...

The draft value award would be intersting. I agree that Roland would likely have gotten it for Carpenter, but dang, Reynolds in the 18th round ain't bad either!

CJ said...

Ha! Jeckyll and Hyde works perfectly...

clauff said...

You're right, Greg. Mark Reynolds would get it for hitters and Chris Carpenter for pitchers. Should be an exciting league for years to come...

Chairman said...

Yeah. Mark Reynolds jacking that many HR's? And you wonder why I thought that you had a rabbit's foot, a horseshoe, and a 4-leafed clover up your ass :-)